i am faster than the speed moss grows idiot

poet laureate for idiots

patty cake patty cake hey! the method man!
—method man
Me at family gatherings

Me at family gatherings

Victoria’s not so great highways make me dead melancholy. Queensland’s are a little different, cattle and cane/working land over suburban sound barriers.

happy easter .(

how do u make yourself ok with the giant maw of nothingness

New York Pete in the streets LA Pete in the sheets

i think i just spoke to an alien on the phone the mysteries of life deepen and yet aren’t we all just as shallow (???)

i lost a pair of jeans in my house; this is unprecedented, a jumper sure, shoes maybe but jeans?

has anyone said this before: “they should call ‘em polli-trick-tions (cause they trick ya)”