if this week was a person at a party i would totally pee in a bottle and trick them into drinking it
Listen: I am ideally happy. My happiness is a kind of challenge. As I wander along the streets and the squares and the paths by the canal, absently sensing the lips of dampness through my worn soles, I carry proudly my ineffable happiness. The centuries will roll by, and schoolboys will yawn over the history of our upheavals; everything will pass, but my happiness, dear, my happiness will remain, in the moist reflection of a streetlamp, in the cautious bend of stone steps that descend into the canal’s black waters, in the smiles of a dancing couple, in everything with which God so generously surrounds human lonliness.
just saw an aston martin and thought “ashton kutcher”
out of the corner of my eye i thought a little sparrow was big ol cockroach
how i met your mother is really hitting me emotionally tonight
national lampoon’s christmas vacation is really hitting me emotionally tonight